it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
the raccoons are back...
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