Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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