remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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