how can u be prego again
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Come on in and take your pants off
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