I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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