I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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