he shaved USA in his pubs
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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