that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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