I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
