i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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