my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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