Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
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