I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Are we still banned from the library?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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