its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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