Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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