4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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