yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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