remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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