You're my little dorito
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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