The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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