obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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