My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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