but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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