Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Princesses don't give blow jobs
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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