i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
You can make out without kissing
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If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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