Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
