One girl and one boy is just not enough.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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