Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
