I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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