Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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