you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I intend to get homeless drunk
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Randomize
