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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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