I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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