Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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