Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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