Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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