at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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