Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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