idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
