Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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