it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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