Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
im six kinds of drunk right now
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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