I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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