Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
