doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I won't apologize to a one balled man
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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