this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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