Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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