i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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