i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Panties = found
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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