Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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