Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize