Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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