Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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