butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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