Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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