Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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