do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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