Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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