i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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